The Thirty Eighth Parable: rags to riches

It's a 6 hour flight. It's bad enough they only had shitty Chinese rando beer, but then to run out!! It's Saturday night for crying out loud. Anyway, we got there. We took the shuttle train into downtown, kind of looked around, ... The guys start bumbling around, we're not having it, so we just go to a crap hotel and book it. We put our stuff down and decide to head out for a drink. Holy shit, what was that!? Oh just about the biggest rat in the whole world right outside ...